Need a quick pick-me-up that doesn’t include caffeine? At least one of these jokes is guaranteed to make you crack a smile. Feel free to share the joy with surrounding coworkers, family or strangers on the bus. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the gesture.
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Q: How do you know someone from Iowa (or insert any state/city here) invented the toothbrush?
A: Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would’ve been called a teethbrush.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get’s jalapeño business.
Q: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
Q: Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
A: One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!
Q: How are a chicken and a grape alike?
A: They are both purple… except for the chicken.
Q: Where does a general keep his army?
A: In his sleevy.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Now go forth and spread smiles!